Young seller enjoys testing out his products on himself

I'm a young seller, just 18y.o, who's always on the hunt for new customers. I've recently stumbled upon this antique store, and let's just say, I've found something that piques my interest. This particular item is a vintage, handcrafted wooden dildo, and I just can't resist the urge to try it out for myself. I'm not your typical 18y.o, you see, I have a bit of a kinky streak. So, I decide to take the plunge and give this antique a go. I'm not exactly well-endowed, but I figure the dildo will do the trick. I start off by stroking it with my fingers, getting it nice and hard. Then, I take a lick of the smooth surface, savoring the taste. But the real fun begins when I start to thrust it inside me, testing out the pleasure it brings. I'm not sure if I'm ready to part with it just yet, but I can assure you, I'll be using it again soon.